By Misti Moo Moo
Date: 23 November 2000
Mooing at the Moon is iLLegaL
keep the facts and the logic and the science to yourself
for now I will wallow in nonsensical eBuLLience
and frustration with the situation
I can sing hundreds of songs by heart
silly songs
b-side songs
torch songs
swan songs
wrong songs
long songs
I can bake you a perfect Chef Boyardee pizza
I can call your dad and say,"hello...this Kim Wu...I call for
Nikki Nikki Nunu"
and I don't mean to brag
but I can live on macaroni and cheese
and tortilla chips with sliced jalapeno peppers
and I don't need to tell you
'cause you know
that I can take a box of crayons and a sheet of paper
and create something you would enjoy studying
while sitting on the potty
I can even moo at the moon
without a trace of reserve
why would anyone moo at the moon when they could howl
or just ignore the moon altogether
I'm like the weather in Central Texas
I make no sense
I know my limits
and they are really pissing me off
to the point
of inertia
the kind you find
in loony bins
nationwide.
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