By it dosent matter
Date: 20 November 2000

the cucumber man

i am what i am
an that's the cucumber man
as i farm my fields
i also develop my tan

spend all the spring
sowing them rows
with special selected seeds
for what summer's heat grows

its at the state fair
and in this i take great pride
that my cucumber
always take first prize

for size, firmness
colour and taste
warmed by the sun
not an inch of waste

all the ladies say
i'm the one to beat
if you find yourself hungry
and would like a mighty fine treat

so if ever you find yourself near my farm
stop on by and chat a spell
maybe i'll even show you
where my halo fell




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