By terry
Date: 7 November 2000

Computer Love

Ah, yes...I can press this sexy little black key,
Til it squeals with pleasure.
Get an    I     for my effort.
How gratifying, how satisfying
But I’m not an egoist at all
So I will stroke a few more letters...
L  O  V  E    Y  O  U
Mmmm, God, how incredible that feels
Can you feel it?...Oh that’s right, I have to press send first.
Well in that case allow me to elaborate
If I may
Y  O  U    A  R  O  U  S  E    M  E
Sigh, God that felt wonderful again
I gotta stroke some more.
But I better close the door
This might get out of hand you know
And touching the hot black ergonomic curves lovingly I began again;
M  Y    L  I  P  S    W  A  N  T    T  O    T  O  U  C  H    Y  O  U  R  S
Oh, Lord my hands are shaking now.
T  E  N  D  E  R  L  Y,     L  O  V  I  N  G  L  Y
I barely got that last stroke in
I came this close to exploding right here, right now
But I am a better lover than that, just watch;
B  A  B  Y    I    W  A  N  T    Y  O  U    N  O  W,    B  A  D
Whew, hand me that ice water, I can’t take this
I have to send this now...
I just cannot risk any more foreplay
What?
NO! NO! NO!
It can’t be you’re lying, say you’re lying
Please tell me you’re lying
What do you mean she has a MAC
But, bu...that just can’t be.
Her mail always looks so MICROSOFT
I think I’m gonna cry now.
As if my love life isn’t bad enough
Now it has to be platform challenged too.
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