By Misti Velvet Rainwater
Date: 27 December 1999

COMMERCIAL

Hi! I'm not a slut, but I play one on TV. You know, dating in 1999 on
the brink of the Millennium can be so gosh darn confusing! What's an
attractive, intelligent, self-assured 20-something gal to do? Should we
forsake all dignity and pride and wear our hair in pigtails like Britney
Spears and prance around in little plaid skirts and knee socks? Or
should we be femi nazis and refuse to douche, wear make-up and
shave? Surely there's a happy medium! I, for one, didn't know WHAT
the answer was until I used Women's Intuition toothpaste for the first
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dress that shows your cleavage, douse yourself with musky cologne
that includes a hint of citrus and go to a bar and give your e-mail
address to the first YUPPIE who tries to work his magic on you or if
you should slip into your oldest, most faded pair of blue jeans and a
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sunshine looking gorgeous, not caring that every man you see is a
daddy throwing a football to his son or pushing his daughter on a 
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