By Paul B
Date: 29 June 2000

Declaration of Dependence

                               The Pre-ramble

            We, two people, joined to form the perfect union,
                enjoy domestic tranquility (before kids),
                     provide for each other’s defense,
                  establish this household constitution.

I.   The right to be unbearable if not in your arms.

II.  The freedom to worship the ground you walk on.

III. Freedom of the press.  Ex. Pressing my lips to yours, my body to yours, my hands to your body, etc.

IV.  The right to your speedy return home when away as separation creates cruel and unusual punishment.

V.   Freedom of speech in order to tell you as many times necessary how wonderful you are, how beautiful you are, how lucky I am to have you or how much I love you.
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