Honk if You Love Techron!

By Lirin Bora
Date: 8 June 2000

Honk if You Love Techron!

Just because you work in a gas station You don't have to hate me... Just because you have a penis complex You don't have to hate me... Just because all your friends are perverted sickos You don't have to hate me... Just because your big "ranch" party for your birthday was a bomb, You don't have to hate me.... Just because your a regular at Bennigan's You don't have to hate me... Just because the girl you left me to go back to can't hold her liquor and has a foot fungus You don't have to hate me... So I'd like 10 dollars on pump #5 and a bag of chips, please.

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