By Michael (driving a paddywaggon)
Date: 28 May 2000

Love insanity

Love Insanity

I'm in my padded cell again
wearing the straightjacket
you gave me
I thought you told me I was obsessed
I think I was obsessed once
you didn't want me to be obsessed once
and now what are you telling me darling?
now I'm committed
to my asylum
now I'm committed
again
to my own prison
This is love insanity

They took me away a long time ago
I was seeing your ghost everywhere
ghosts actually

she's standing right next to my computer
she's trying to wipe these tears
that drip
drip 
dripping
down my face
but she can't do it
she's a ghost

the ghost of my friend Steve
Not your Steve
my friend
with his red shirt
black jeans
and that small red truck
we called Steve's diner
he's just visiting
to comfort me
in my love insanity

the ghost of my friend Kirk
Not the blender Kirk
my friend Kirk
with his short hair
blue jean shorts
and that blue car
he always drives too fast 
he's just visiting
to console me
in my love insanity

The image of my mother
she's only thirty five in my memory
she's crying too
because she wants to me be happy
she knows this is not happy
she's crying too

Because I'm committed
in my white padded cell
Committed
in love insanity
Committed
to your memory
Committed
to your ghost
that's pointing a finger at me
the middle one in her left hand
the index finger of her right hand
the right hand that's wearing a wedding ring -- I didn't put it there
telling me it's all my fault
and this is love 
love insanity

The ghost of my friend Britt
he's 14 and tall and skinny
wearing a body glove t-shirt
he still doesn't like you
not because he doesn't like you
he wouldn't hold that against you forever
its because he's felt the same feelings I've felt
he's been in love insanity
its because he remembers
that I didn't want to leave you
that you pushed me away
that I was a crazy wreck
like I am again
and this is love 
love insanity

All these ghosts today
in my imagination.
but I can call them
all of them but you
I can call them
and make them real.
I'm typing to Rod on 
MSN instant messenger right now
he's real.

All these ghosts today
in my imagination.
my overactive imagination
they aren't real
If I blink they aren't there
just a daydream really
figments of my imagination
they lack so much substance

like the love you give me through this ether
like the subtle clues you give me
in music recommendations
that I don't have time to listen to
that I'm not paying enough attention to
darling I'm listening to you
but you know I suck at signs
It's damn hard enough to see reality
because this is love insanity
and I have to go to work in the morning
and pretend I'm not crazy
because this is love insanity

why don't you just come out and say it?
Since when is the girl who told off
Senor Spanish Fuckhead
Gave him the finger
in front of me and Kathy and the whole class
as we applauded silently
Since when is that girl afraid to speak her mind
I love you to death darling

Tell me anything
as long as it's the truth
or tell me lies
Like Fox Mulder
Hearing Dana Scully
I want to believe

I want to believe
more than anything in this world
that you want to be with me
and that's what your ghost is telling me
but it's hard to believe
it's just your ghost
I could believe
if you were here
and you kissed my tears away
because then I wouldn't be committed
for no reason at all
then it would just be love
not love insanity

Damn these words
Damn these miles
if I could look into your eyes
if I could kiss you
if I could hold you
I would know
that this was love
not love insanity
or that was was simply
temporary insanity

I see my brother's ghost
he's wearing confused
he's wearing a Guess logo
He's wondering what happened
Didn't he see me last week?
Didn't he see me finally moving on?
Didn't he hear me talking about Lovely Lisa
-- Miss  not right now,
Miss maybe,
Miss maybe not ever.
Other misses.
Who weren't hits.
But Misses.


Didn't he hear me talking
about that I'm alright
that I'm alive
I'm out of my own prison
I am sane
free of love insanity
broken free from a one way commitment
a one way ticket
on a defunct airline
and was romantic
and tragic
and utterly
utterly 
silly
free of love insanity

But the warden found me.
She tracked me down
like the dog I am.
she's your ghost
I'm holding an empty gasoline container
I don't remember trying to light your marriage on fire.
the police are taking me back to the asylum
this is love insanity.

and I am so breakable
Breakable
for you darling
my beautiful ghost.

And my beautiful ghost
is holding a shotgun to my heart
a heart you put a hole in once before
my bleeding heart
that recently healed a bit
there's a scar where the shrapnel
cut through my armor
Maybe I'm your shining knight
but I don't wear armor anymore
I've grown out of the shell I used to live in
I'm strong enough to stand on my own
and if I save you
before you've been strong enough
to stand on yours
will you really be saved?
Or have to been standing on your own all this time?
unable to find me?
Lonely.

Did you decide to stop waiting?
Did you even tell me when you started waiting?
waiting for me?
As I was waiting -- to stop loving you
because as far as I knew
you weren't waiting for me
and I was living love insanity

is this epic tragedy?
Is this love insanity?
or is this just love?
Come to me darling
and love me.
I'm tired of ghosts.
Tired of email
Tired of confused electronic messages
Tired of subtle anonymous poetry

If you kiss me this is real
and it's not love insanity
If you kiss me I can stop seeing your ghost
everywhere I turn
a ghost pointing a finger at me
saying it's all my fault

Your ghost
is holding a shotgun to my heart
she's pulling the trigger
loving me two times
shot through the heart
and you're to blame
darling 
you give love
a bad name

and my heart is bleeding
a gaping chest wound
and I need a love doctor
STAT.
I need you here with me.
But only if you want to be with me.
and I need a love doctor
STAT.

And they're putting me on a stretcher.
chaining me to it
undoing my straightjacket.
Taking me back to the asylum.
Because right now
it isn't love.
it's love insanity

And you don't have to save me darling
they'll lock me up for 6 months
and if I have to I can escape
I can save myself
I'm alive
and right now this isn't love
it's love insanity

I don't think you'll visit me
in the asylum
I don't think you'll choose me
I'm in the asylum
I don't think you want to do anything
but blame me
and leave me
alone
like I left you
in the asylum
right now this isn't love
it's love insanity

Right now I'm watching the sun hit noon in Seattle, Washington
Right now it's afternoon in Washington -- DC.
Right now we couldn't be much farther apart
Right now we couldn't be much more than ghosts
Right now I'm hoping that you don't choose
that you don't choose me
because right now
doubt
is a beast standing on my stomach
telling me this isn't love
it's love insanity
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