By Kate
Date: 18 October 2000
Ode To Miss Piggy
You are quite upset,
yes a blind man could see
that you're hurt and you're riled
and quite pissed at me,
but before you decide
that you're really snow white,
I think it's time we set the record right.
Your game was most shabby,
you were a disgrace,
thinking you could just slide in my place
thinking his kisses would heat up for you
if you could just land
one kiss or two.
And you flirted and fussed,
and thrust out your pride,
thinking for certain
he'd throw me aside,
now you're sad and you're hurting
and you want to say why---
but it was my lover
that you tried to steal,
so don't come whining
about your sad deal.
Yes I kept my silence
I knew all along,
what you were trying to pull
for ever so long---
so let's hear it again,
how I've done YOU wrong?
You pitiful bitch---what a pitiful song.
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