By B.K.
Date: 11 October 2000
Room 615
Maid, there’s something wrong with this key
You’ll let me in, oh thank you so much
Room 615; yes see that’s what it says
She opens the door, gasps, and runs
Shrieking from the room
What the heck is going on?
Slowly I push open the door
Darlin, are you there
OH MY GOD! HA, HA, HA, HA, HA
What Happened To You?
Two beautiful witches you say
One from the North and one from the South
Put a spell on you?
Yeah Right!
Well first of all where did they put the keys
To the handcuffs and leg irons Darlin?
ha ha ha ha ha
Might I add that you look lovely in red silk
Panties and that black garter belt with red rosettes
Well, stunning is all I can say
But honey, those tattoos first MINE
On your forehead, MINE TOO, now that’s bad
ha ha ha ha ha
Looks like you have had your fun for the day
So I’ll leave you now
What? Oh No, I’ll get you some help
Who you ask?
Well, now that you are famous
I thought the National Enquirer might pay
Big bucks for this one
Oh don’t worry, you just doubled
The asking price of your paintings
Everyone loves controversial artists
You’ll be famous.
What about me?
I still love you too
Be sure and smile for the cameras!
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