By BK Beene
Date: 12 September 2000
Customer Service
Hey Gertrude
Another wacko just called
Claims the heart we sent out was frozen solid
Said the box said 'Direct from the North Pole'
Told him we would send a warm one right away.
Said no, he liked this one
He said it was probably an alien,
from another place or time
Yeah, I get all the wackos don't I?
He told me he loved it unconditionally
With all his heart and soul
Said it shoots sparks when he talks like that
Got him all excited…lol
He told me he might implant it in his
Rocket fueled formula one car
Yeah, he's crazy
Santa Claus musta sent him that one.
For sure not us.
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