By Riggs
Date: 15 September 2000
Memoirs of a High School Hero
Don't ever let anyone see you enjoying something that could be classified as educational.
Don't have and opinion,
and if you do, keep it to yourself.
Nothing's a dangerous or scary as a person who thinks.
Never act friendly to someone less attractive than you.
Always remember that being attractive is the most important thing,
especially for girls
nothing else comes close.
Drink
Fuck.
Guys, remember that unless you're in the 1st XV you can't expect recognition
Unless you are a domineering headkicker girls will only ever think of you as a friend.
Don't let it bother you,
sometimes they'll want to cry on your shoulder after Johnny Meathead has insulted them.
You'll get used to it,
i promise.
You may score a few here and there who think you're soulful and intense
but they'll soon remember that they think nice guys are boring.
If you feel that becoming Johnny Meathead will increase your popularity,
by all means go ahead and try.
You're probably right.
Girls, try and understand that guys tend to feel a little pissed off
when you ditch them a short time after coming onto them.
Don't let this bother you,
it's a typical male response.
People sometimes feel rejected when told that you no longer find them worthy of your time.
It's OK
Move on
There's plenty more fish in the swamp.
Find someone new
find someone better looking
you can have them all!
every single one!
everybody loves you !
your so beautiful!
SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL!!!
Guy's, make fun of the losers.
It's a great way to feel good about yourself.
Nothing else can make you feel quite as big
as making someone else look small.
And if you feel an unpleasant twinge sometimes referred to as guilt
push it away
don't let it interfere.
Acting mean and tough is the best way to get noticed.
Hide your intelligence,
otherwise someone might actually think you care.
Girls, if your boyfriend hits you,
don't tell anyone.
Cover the bruises with makeup and shut up.
If you feel the need to confide in someone,
try to ignore it.
Telling your friends may result it gossip,
which results in rumours.
Protect your reputation,
it's value is twice that of your wellbeing.
Words can kill
they do every single day.
Above all
never ever be yourself
real people are dangerous,
nobody knows how to handle them,
they're a threat to the established plastic order
you don't wanna be a threat to you?!!
Of course not!
so mind what I say!
and one day you just might become!
EVERYTHING YOU WANT TO BE!!!
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