By Mel Brooks and Carl Reiner

from "The 2000 Year Old Man in the Year 2000"

But in between, there is plenty to celebrate. We have poetry, music, dance, and now bagel shops on every corner. Like I once said to Gertrude Stein, "A rose is a rose, and you can't do better than a dozen of them to Alice on Valentine's Day."

My advice is to slow down, relax, and smell the lox and onions.

The reason we're all here is no mystery. Scientists can stop looking.

Life is about one thing, and one thing only.

Love.

That's what I'm talking about. Love.

L-O-V-E.

It's not just a many-splendored thing. It's the splendored thing.

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