By Carol Hall
Date: 27 January 2001
Hard Candy Christmas
Hey, maybe I'll dye my hair 
Maybe I'll move somewhere 
Maybe I'll get a car 
Maybe I'll drive so far 
They'll all lose track 
Me, I'll bounce right back 
Maybe I'll sleep real late 
Maybe I'll lose some weight 
Maybe I'll clear my junk 
Maybe I'll just get drunk on apple wine 
Me, I'll be just 
Fine and Dandy 
Lord it's like a hard candy christmas 
I'm barely getting through tomorrow 
But still I won't let 
Sorrow bring me way down 
I'll be fine and dandy 
Lord it's like a hard candy christmas 
I'm barely getting through tomorrow 
But still I won't let 
Sorrow get me way down 
Hey, maybe I'll learn to sew 
Maybe I'll just lie low 
Maybe I'll hit the bars 
Maybe I'll count the stars until dawn 
Me, I will go on 
Maybe I'll settle down 
Maybe I'll just leave town 
Maybe I'll have some fun 
Maybe I'll meet someone 
And make him mine 
Me, I'll be just 
Fine and dandy 
Lord it's like a hard candy christmas 
I'm barely getting through tomorrow 
But still I won't let 
Sorrow bring me way down 
I'll be fine and dandy 
Lord it's like a hard candy christmas 
I'm barely getting through tomorrow 
But still I won't let 
Sorrow bring me way down 
I'll be fine and dandy 
Lord it's like a hard candy christmas 
I'm barely getting through tomorrow 
But still I won't let 
Sorrow bring me way down 
'Cause I'll be fine 
(I'll be fine) 
Oh, I'll be fine 
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