i wish just this once that all the kiddies were too naughty
and their little stockings weren't hung with such good will
'cause this Christmas i can't help sitting here wishing
i was top on your list to be fulfilled
*sigh*

oh, i wish i had you here with me for Christmas
with all the reindeer and elves gone since Christmas Eve
so i could be all alone with my Santa
and give you a little something to believe
*smile*

i wish i had you here with me for Christmas
the only gift i truly want and cannot receive
but even you say that Christmas is a time for love and dreaming
so my wish to love you is so very, Merry Christmasy
*wink*

Oh, i wish i had you here with me for Christmas
should i spike the trough of your hooved crew
or glue the soles of your elves tiny footwear
just beyond your overturned and pillaged sleigh?
*evil grin*

all i want is one Christmas filled with magic
all i want is what i have overdue
a special night all alone with my Santa
without the redsuit baby and please shuck them GD boots!
*HO*HO*HO