By B.K.
Date: 23 December 2000
How B.K. Might Steal Xmas
It’s already Xmas Eve
Quiet as a mouse
Looks like rain outside
Get those dogs in this house
Got cheesecake to bake
Got presents to wrap
But oooooooh Baby
I’d rather sit on Santa’s lap
Whisper Santa all my secrets,
Give Santa all my love
See how Santa’s hands fit
My red velvet glove
Gonna jingle Santa’s bells
Give Santa such a treat
Won’t be “Chutes and Ladders,”
We’re gonna play beneath those sheets
And if Santa’s as magnificent
At making this wild heart-beat
Then I’ll just keep Santa here
Type in “Xmas,” then click the word, “delete!”
Oh Baby! Merry Christmas!
bk
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