By Jim Stryker (carriesabigstick@yahoo.com)
Date: 24 February 2001
God's Big Blessing
People say I'm lucky.
They say I've been blessed.
They say, "Man, you're lucky"
and
"Jesus Christ, you're blessed!"
But they're wrong.
It's not luck
that gave me my nubile 18 year-old
girlfriend -
the one with the California smile
and breasts
that won't quit
(even when I wish they would!)...
No,
I'm afraid it's the
simple fact
that I can write kick-ass
love poetry.
Oh!
And having a huge
(and I mean H-U-G-E)
tallywacker
doesn't
hurt much,
I suppose...
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