By Misti Lake
Date: 8 April 2001
Bathroom News
didja hear the latest ladies' room news?
Brad found a new muse
Sonya's got the blues
she had to lose
she's got bruises and fat thighs
all the guys say she's an easy piece
she's trailer trash
she's fast food grease
her lease is up
where will she go?
blow jobs go cheap
where will she sleep?
deep stuff indeed
shit...my gums are bleeding
and my hair is fried
at this rate I'll never get a ride home
how many numbers didja get tonight?
how many drinks?
I think we should find a new place
what a waste
oh the humanity
sanity is a luxury when you look this good
I told my sister but she misunderstood
she thinks I'm shallow and conceited
she doesn't get it
looking like Drew Barrymore is taking its toll
I've got the smile but I've lost my soul
don't trash my tragedy
it isn't small
is that bitch still in the handicap stall???
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