By Harem
Date: 11 April 2001
Gerbil Love
I'm that gerbil kind of woman
Have that gerbil kind of love
Want that gerbil kind of man
Its a rodent thing
Small and furry
Big soft eyes, long tail
Its not the appearance that likens me
Nor the rat like man I want
Nor any mousey type of adventure
Gerbil Love
Mating for life
Mating forever
Its not easy being a gerbil woman
Nor in living a gerbil love
If one can survive the initiation
The gerbil invitation
It's worth the situation
The female species is hard to find
Hard to catch
But easy to keep
Never put a male near her
Without proper protection
If he's warned in advance
He might stay
Without fair warning
He has to be a brave sort
With strong self esteem
With extreme self worth
If he doubts his manhood
His abilities
Or lacks confidence within
He won't make it past the initiation
The female gerbil does not know
Why she does what she does
It's part of her nature
Programmed into her very soul
When the male is introduced to her
Be sure there is a screen between them
Allowing her to smell him
Until she is used to his scent, his way
Otherwise, death follows
She will attack without warning
Beat the snot out of him
Scare the crap out of him
It's over before it's begun
If he's lucky
He will escape only stunned
Probably never to return
That is unless he is the confident one
Remove the screen between them
After she has had time to learn his smell
Allow ample time for mating
Then watch the fun begin
She will never touch another
Neither will he
Ever
Mongomous to the death
Both of them
Introduce other gerbils to them
Watch the fun again
As they both beat the snot out of
Any other who tries to seduce them
They both would rather die
Than mate with any other
Except The object of their devoted
Gerbil love.......
.....
Back to the Heart-on-Sleeve Corner