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By Incognito Date: 2001 May 31 Comment on this Work [[2001.05.31.12.52.17867]] |
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(for guys who are involved with ladies who like to drink) YOU KNOW IT'S TIME TO TAKE HER HOME WHEN : She has absolutely no idea where her shoes are. You've just had to help her pull her pants up in the ladies room. She suddenly decides she wants to kick someone's ass. Coming back from her last trip to "pee", you realize that she now looks more like Tammy Faye Baker, than the goddess she was just four hours ago. She drops her burrito on the floor, picks it up and continues eating it. She start crying. She's drinking everyone elses drink. There is less than three hours before she is due to start work. The man she's flirting with used to be her 5th grade teacher. She has a sudden urge to take off articles of clothing, She has an urge to stand on a table. Her desire to sing becomes overwhelming. She's forgotten where she lives. She's forgotten who you are. She fails to notice that the toilet lid's down when she sits on it. Her sloppy hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves. She's tired so she just sits on the floor. She shows your friends that girls can pee standing up if they really want to. ~ |