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By Neon Screams Date: 2001 Jul 25 Comment on this Work [[2001.07.25.00.23.3002]] |
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Don't break the seal Don't crack the wrapper Do not disturb Don't dive without a lifeguard Remember to wear your rubbers Do not fold staple or mutilate Never trust a used car salesman Listen to your Mother God will get you for that Never drive any faster Than your guardian Angel can fly Watch where you put your lips And above all else If you fly high remember Where all the cow pies are Cause sooner or later You'll have to land! (The last one, compliments of my great, grandmother) |