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By wistful Date: 2001 Sep 08 Comment on this Work [[2001.09.08.02.24.29420]] |
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Top Ten (Possible) Reasons Why I'm Still Single 10. I'm so special, that special guy that would be my mate is very rare! 9. I'm incredibly vain. 8. I scare men off with my wanton sexuality. 7. I scare men off with my wanting a commitment. 6. I'm too independent. 5. I'm too co-dependent. 4. I can't feign interest in sports, sophomoric comedies, or get-rich-quick schemes. 3. I suck at flirting. 2. I hide behind the "ice-bitch-goddess" façade that scares away the good ones. 1. All the good ones are gay. |