By Neon Screams Date: 2001 Sep 08 Comment on this Work [[2001.09.08.12.37.14440]] |
Today was baby spider All over me day (scream) Lawn mower will not Work day (cripes) Climbing ladders up High to wash windows day (Don't look down) Roll up the rugs To be wishy washed day (Tide) Pull and wack the weeds day (There goes the manicure) Sneeze, wheeze, and die day (Achoo! Achoo!) Bump my knee On the coffee table day (#&%@!) But that's not what I want day (Flip it!) It should be a your lips on mine day (Smooch!) A your bod and my bod to dine on day ('Garcon') I want wine and roses, Romance and swoon day (sigh) Fly me to the moon (whiz, bang, and zoom!) day But do we ever get what we want day Heck no, Well not today anyway (sniff, Sniff, WHAAA) |