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By Michael T (criminally) Submitted by MichaelT() Date: 2001 Sep 29 Comment on this Work [[2001.09.29.00.41.18177]] |
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Qualifications: Must be an amazingly attractive lady willing to risk life and limb for my crazy ass. Needs to know how to reload a gun, drive a getaway car, lie to the police, distract guards with her incredible sexiness, jumpstart a car, and bandage bullet wounds. On the job training available. Benefits include: crazy sonvabitch who drives like a maniac, fights like an irishman, talks like a car salesman, lies like a defense lawyer, and doesn't stay down, play by the rules, or ever give up to the feds. Hours are on call 24, 7, 365 - but working hours are light and flex time is available. High risk, high reward cash take home pay with suprisingly good benefits and solid retirement planning. Extensive travel required. |