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By Hedvig Date: 2001 Nov 13 Comment on this Work [[2001.11.13.14.25.31720]] |
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If practice makes perfect I'm destined to be Almost quite pefect I'll make history For marriage is something at which I have mastered I know how to pick em the witty bold bastard The cheat and the sly one those loaded with brandy the jekyll and hyde ones who bait me with candy The fighters and whiners you never can please the game and mind players who sexually tease I'm being sarcastic don't think I don't know it cause practice makes perfect and my life surely shows it I need a diploma or at least a degree I'm getting quite good even you must agree you frown on my persistence but I don't give a damn I'm a graduate student in picking a man for marriage is a study I'm reptitiously learning with a little more practice I won't be returning to school any more for I finally will be perfect in my practice of matrimony ~ |