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By HeartShapedLips Date: 2001 Nov 29 Comment on this Work [[2001.11.29.08.49.12222]] |
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She was full of benadryl, aspirin, and herbal remedies. Feeling achey and sleepy, she climbed into her warm bed, almost asleep, as she pulled up the plush quilt. RING RING ! RING RING ! Reluctantly, she picked up the phone receiver. "Hello", he whispered. She immediately recognized his voice. "Is that you Katie?", he said. "No", she replied. "She's not here right now." Sounding annoyed he replied, "Who is this?" She told him that she was her sister. He didn't buy it. Her voice was clearly hers alone. After insisting that he knew who she was, she began to laugh and admit that she was playing with him. By this time, he was really annoyed, saying that he thought of hanging up on her. But he didn't. Now he was getting to the meat of the matter. "Do you know how long it's been since I've been laid?", he retorted. "No, how long has it been since you 'Bin Laden' ?" she satirically questioned. "You were supposed to call me back last week. Do you know how long I have been waiting?", he retorted again. "No, how long have you 'Bin Waden'?", she blurted in giggles. "I really need you, please don't play with me. I'm going crazy for you.", he replied in a pitiful sound. "Oh, so you're really 'Sin Laden?* (see footnote)....", she responded in uncontrollable laughter. "No, just 'Lust Laden !!", he retorted. "This isn't funny!!!", he blurted back. "Can you come over tonight?", he wondered out loud. "NO, I can't", she replied. "And why not?", he retorted angrily. "Because I am 'Germ Laden' - you know,,,,, Bin's sister.."!!, she ejaculated with laughter tears. By this time, his anger turned into rolling laughter, as the two repeated the puns back and forth to each other- over and over - bin laden, sin laden, bin waden, germ laden, lust laden ..... "But I am 'Just Waden for you", he snickered..... They laughed so hard, that he forgot what he had called her about,,,,,, and she sneakily pried him off the phone with the plea of needed sleep..... After they both hung up, the realization of how he had been tricked - hit him. He immediately called her back........ but this time, she didn't answer...... . (Footnote) * Laden - definition : filled with a great quantity. germ laden - filled with a large quantity of germs sin laden - filled with a large amount of sin lust laden - filled with lots of lust . |