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By Jon Date: 2001 Dec 03 Comment on this Work [[2001.12.03.07.13.24564]] |
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I once wrote a letter to Rudolph I asked him if he could bring Santa my way But I guess Rudolph can't read English Because Santa never came my way I always seemed to get coal instead of fire trucks I even left a cookie out for golly Saint Nick ...only the ants ate it... And I got yelled at by my dad One year I decided I was going to give Santa the letter myself I was going a good distance up north until my dad found me he thought I was trying to run away... ...just trying to find Santa dad.... One Christmas I thought the postman was out to get me That he wanted to destroy my letters to Santa So I hid in the bushes and waited for that evil postman And when he came I threw a water balloon at him And made a run for it in his car ..until he stopped me... And turned me over to my dad. ..I got more than a yelling that day.... One year I decided to visit Santa myself at the mall Even take a picture with the man himself I sat on his lap happy as ever But Santa isn't supposed to smell like cheap cologne "And why is Santa hitting on one of his elves" I thought to myself "Isn't he married? Is it even possible to be with an elf?" Then he told me he was Santas representive for my town So I told him what I wanted I guess the message never got through Because all I got was coal again One year I gave up on Santa Claus And believed he didn't exist Until the day before Christmas Eve. When I swore I heard a noise on the roof But I guess he heard that I didn't believe in him anymore And rode away on his sleigh But now I'm older And a lot wiser And I've learned the truth about the world So this year, hopefully, my age will be a factor In getting my letter to good ole Saint Nick And this years letter is the most important out of em all And I hope it reaches Santa and I hope he reads it Because this year.. I'm asking Santa for you.... |