By Stephen
Date: 2002 Mar 30
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The True Metaphorical Pick-Up Line

I want to spend the rest of my life with you, my girl
Like those perfect "happily ever after" pens that never run

I want to be your tissue and take your crud when you're sad, cutie
I want to be your towel when you're wet and cold, love

I want to play you like a video game when I'm feeling frisky, sweetie
I want us to chew each other up like wild cherry bubblegum

But more than all I want to be with you everyday, lovely
Like waking every morning to strawberry toothpaste

Like when we were all just kids, younglings
Just having good fun