By Galadrial
Date: 2002 Apr 29
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How Not To Make Love To A Woman

First, make sure she loves you,
and then make sure she knows
that her efforts
her every attempt
to lure you sensually
are really...inept.

Make sure she feels
like her skin has no taste,
or worse---tastes bad.
Make sure she feels
like her scent is foul,
and make her feel
that her passion is nothing.

Make her feel unwanted.
Treat her brests like bags of flesh,
grudge her every touch
she might treasure.
Rob her of pleasure.
Don't waste your time on tender---
and for god's sake
don't kiss her
like she matters a damn,
and make her every attempt
feel like a waste of time.

You can stop her from thinking
that her heat
her flame
her connection to the goddess
means a damned thing,
and then you can have
the inflate-a-date of your dreams---
and never have to worry again
about wasting your time
on silly little @#%$
that might give her
even an instant of pleasure.

And that is how
you can cure a woman
of romantic notions,
and make her understand
that all that matters
are cheap whores tricks,
at least with a real he man type
like you.