By Jasper Mook
Date: 2002 May 11
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Number One Rule of the Road

Kris Kristofferson shared these gems with me some time ago, and it apears that it is high time I share them with you good people...

"Being in love with a lot of people is incompatible with a stable family life

If you can't get out of something, get into it

If you can't fix it, fuck it

The desire to be fucked up probably leaves you, but the desire to be high never does

If God made anything better than women, I think he kept it for himself

Tell the truth, sing with passion, work with laughter, love with heart. 'Cause that's all that matters in the end

I believe in the herb and I believe it should be legalized

The Number One Rule of the Road is: Never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself. You will break this rule and you will be sorry"