By splatipus
Date: 2002 Jul 06
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Stupid Slinky Dress

Oh God, there's Mr. Darcy
Right, stand up straight woman!
Hold that stomach in!
Oh why did I have to be wearing this?
Why am I trying not to fall out of
Or breathe out in a
Stupid slinky dress?
Why did I have to be stood in a pub?
Not the right setting for
The chubby chick in the ball gown.
Where's your jeans
And your multiple of sins hiding
Hippie Chick top
When you need em?

'Oh, come on'
The voice in my head twittered
'You knew he might be there
It was one of the reasons
Why you were so easily persuaded
To go with the others'

'Wow!' he smiled when he saw me
In my stupid slinky dress
Did I detect a hint of humorous sarcasm?
Oh well, it is Mr Darcy.
But I made the most of
His friendly hug and kiss

God, his hugs are fabulous!
I didn't want to let him go but had to.

Now woman, keep remembering
You're wearing a stupid slinky dress!
Hold your stomach in
Stand up straight
Don't say something TOO mental
And hide that look in your eyes!

Oh WHY is he so unobtainable?
Why did he have to marry Miss Bennett?