By Oscar Hammerstein II
Submitted by chris
Date: 2002 Aug 18
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Honey Bun

My doll is as dainty as a sparrow,
Her figure is something to applaud.
Where she's narrow she's as narrow an arrow,
And she's broad, where a broad, should be broad...

A hundred and one pounds of fun,
That's my little Honey bun!
Get a load of Honey bun tonight.

I'm speakin' of my Sweetie Pie,
Only sixty inches high,
Ev'ry inch is packed with dynamite!

Her hair is blond and curly,
Her curls are hurly burly.
Her lips are pips!
I call her hips: "Twirly" and "Whirly."

She's my baby, I'm her pap!
I'm her booby, she's my trap!
I am caught and I don't wanta run,
'Cause I'm havin' so much fun with Honey bun!

I am caught and I don't wanta run,
'Cause I'm havin' so much fun with Honey bun!

(Believe me Sonny)
She's a cookie who can cook you till you're done,
(Ain't bein' funny)
Sonny, put your money on my Honey bun!