I asked you to mow my lawn, instead ya mowed me down!
I asked ya to plant some 'maters, ya left and hiked ta town!
I coulda used some pretty daisies, you know all us girls do.
Guess who stole me some roses, betcha haven't got a clue?

Sorry, I shoulda warned ya 'bout the new dog at the grate.
Oh, well, I guess ya found out he ain't sweet "Ole Jake."
So now that ya outrun that dawg way past the pasture gate,
Don't ya remember him now, ya swapped him to Cuz Nate?

Okay, we'll keep it in your family, like all good families do.
You sneak in here on Mondays and maybe Thursdays, too.
But next time, Bubba, remember, lover, before it's too late,
This hearty lovin', lusty country gal ain't never gonna wait!