CHOCOLATES

LIFE is like a box of cereal for some of us on the run. We fast food our lovers when under the covers, but healthier, don't smoke -- oh, baby, we chew gum.

LOVE in a box o' chocolates may be good for you, to some. The pounds, they plague us. The spread makes us cuss, and that fat makes us croak -- so, baby, please pass the gum!