By splatipus
Date: 2002 Nov 26
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Santa Darling

I've heard that I can entice you
With a mince pie and glass of sherry
I've seen pictures of your marine blue eyes
And bearded face so merry
I think you'll enter via the chimney
So I've carefully swept it clean
I don't think you're the sort of guy
That I should treat mean to keep you keen
I rather think you'd want me
To be dressed in white fur and red
I understand that you'd like me
To be tucked up in my bed
So I'm waiting to hear the Jingle Bells
On your sleigh drawn by reindeer
I'm sure that you're the one for me
What a pity you only come once a year