By wordley Date: 2002 Dec 09 Comment on this Work [[2002.12.09.12.27.29041]] |
I looked at you today and didn't recognise your face That look of hate and scorn did not belong I'm sorry if I bent the fender, twisted the hood God, anyone would think i'd done you wrong! It wasn't my fault, OK?, if some jerk ignored a red I'm sorry if the insurance will not pay And you'll excuse me if I don't get out of bed For my crutches are a bit too far away! I never thought you could be so shitty, I never dreamed you would take this kind of view But before you called 911, you called your friend in the city To swing by and take good care of 'Baby Blue' And whilst laying in the ambulance, I saw you stroke her rear Saw you cry over her crumpled doors and trunk So you'll forgive me if I say "Get out of here!!" I have this sudden urge to get extremely drunk!! |