By Chances are
Date: 2002 Dec 26
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[[2002.12.26.02.37.17743]]

Served Up

Oh, that's right, God... !
I just remembered
I put in an order (silly me!)
Titled 'The Lover'
And yes, you served him up
Just right... yumm mm mm mm
He is a touch too young
Though he doesn't really act it
Perhaps there's a reason
Perhaps it doesn't matter
And I don't mean to be picky
But circumstances are such
That's it's bound to be tricky
Maybe that's just how it is
I really don't mean to complain, God
A finer looking specimen
Fitting all said requirements
I have never seen better
Perfect in the height department
Those fine sculptured eyebrows
Beautiful eyes, dark hair
To die for body and face
A stance like a CK model
Beautiful all over, really
I couldn't find a flaw, yet...
Not even in his name
And the way he acts
Is just plain adorably great
Such a gentleman, a bit of a knave
As available as I am
He definitely does it for me
Maybe that's all he's meant to do
But God, did you think I was serious?
Maybe I was and you wanted me to think about it
And believe me, I am!
I'd say you were just teasing me
But I really don't want to put you to the test
You know what, God?
You haven't quite scared the pants off o'me
And I've learned to be specific
Or just leave it all up to you
Thankyou for listening