By Sarah
Submitted by lovestruk
Date: 2003 Feb 07
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[[2003.02.07.05.37.4198]]

Last Night

Last Night

Last nite i watched it sleet

It was pretty neat

The perfect treat

For someone without heat

I was dating a guy named pete

He used to work for a british fleet

but of course u know the british did not beat

so i kicked him with my cleat

and no i wasn't discrete

then i smothered him with a sheet

till he didn't have a heart beat

Now he is a big body of frozen meat

i will hide him in the wheat

i told that mother ------ not to cheat

Now he will be underground by about 6 feet

So after you read this please hit delete

i don't want any evidence that will put me in the hot seat