By splatipus
Date: 2003 Mar 06
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The Modern Curse

  I'll bite your head off
     If you touch me!
But it's quite normal babe,
         Its PMT
Just feed me chocolate
    And I'll be fine
  And would you pass me
  The bottle of red wine
     I'll snuggle here
    With Bridget Jones
        And await
    My pains and moans
  I'll bite your head off
      If you touch me!
    But I love you babe
And can I have some hot tea?