A BAD HAIR DAY LIMERICK

there once was a demille flick
some gorgeous hairy schtick
quite mature and very hedy
in brief, a g-rating already
with spirit willing, but mad chick

with Samson and Delilah's pass
he swings, the jaw of an ass
was a tale like no other
had lions ducking for cover
see cut hair still grows like grass

(c) 2003 Maggie Mink aka Rennie Lorca

Jim, just remember the most famous first haircut of all time ... haircuts and limericks, thanks for egging me on (ducks raw eggs and tomatoes thrown).