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By jwb71913 Date: 2003 Apr 30 Comment on this Work [[2003.04.30.10.42.20666]] |
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Well I need to fix my backswing I can't think of anything else it could be If I fix it I know my phone will ring Right now nobody's talking to me Maybe I should have come over But I thought wine invited me Instead I got beat by a Rover A new dog got in front of me I'm not gonna sit by your fire Begging for crumbs of attention And I sure won't trust words through a wire They are lies not worthy of mention So I'll find a pro who can help me Get my backswing together again At least my golfer had the courtesy To look at me when she stuck knife in So enjoy your mutt while you have him He'll never be loyal like me And when he bites your hand as he will Don't even think of crying to me I think I'll cut the shirt to pieces Put one small piece in that dusty box Along with the other broken pieces Of past women in my tee box |