By Maggie Mink aka Rennie Lorca
Submitted by RennieLorca
Date: 2003 May 03
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OFF THE CHARTS


bump again to jim ... LOL


OFF THE CHARTS

With you, I will try to always be kinda fair
While sighting you in fine crosshair
Cupid's found you a great earthmother
From what she gives you, you may not recover
I'm dumpin ya, seadog. Why should I care?

With my eyes only on stars of Pleiades
You're tickling keys with poems for the ladies
He isn't a whim, gotta give credit to him
The chances of us together again are slim
Next to me, those gals look like great whale babies

Go ahead, have a quick roll in the hay
You'll beg me back soon any day
After whining asp lovers
Wrecked beds and stolen bedcovers
Egg on your face from old hens, not chicks, bayyyybayyyy!

As you see, you're just a piece of cake
I'll soon char in my Easy Bake
Just another piece of ash
Dust on my sash
Getting into minus zero on how you rate!

I know where you've just been
And your future's getting dim
A lite snack, a stale twinky for me
And that's all you will ever, ever be
No sugarlite, I've got a real dessert in him!

(c) 2003 Maggie Mink aka Rennie Lorca


Tooooooo much fun, Jim! Thanks ..... Rennie