LOL ... I need to just cheat and bump Jim overboard!

FIRST WATCH CHEER

THAR SHE BLOWS!

My captain's gone below, gone to bed
Said he'd keep his head down instead
Until the smoke clears
And versed words change gears
I wouldn't trade a word for a hair on his head

He's seen your loveboat -- "Confused Muse"
He's quite amused
Says he's seen better hair in the head
And ya better put a sack over HER head
Headsup! while I light another cannon fuse!

Captain asks if that's your rubber ducky
Joked, with Malibu Barbie you couldn't get lucky
Sailorboy, he thinks you must be a young truant
Closest you've come to a date was with a sextant
That got you lost in some #2 washtub in Kentucky

O, say can you see
How deep you're gonna be
By the dawn's early light
When ya learn ya lost this fight
And get to meet ole Jonah and Davey

My captain, in his prayers on the Deep
Says a now I lay me down to sleep
After watching you, voices his fears
He doesn't leave his First Mate in arrears
With XXXX's and OOOO's and ... (bleep!)

(c) 2003 Maggie Mink aka Rennie Lorca

Ahoy, hey you in the inflatible dingy! ... yeah you ... you're gonna "need a bigger boat" when I put the teeth in the next one, Jim. All I have to do is imagine you as the first worst boyfriend for these volleys :) ..... Rennie