PRINCESS MALICE

I made you want to marry? there you go whining again was it you who begged me each day you're a true pain

how did I make you say I do to you silly prince of a fool I simply said you might do and off you went in a drool

wedding plans, honeymoon remember me apprehensive you would fly me to a moon nothing there too expensive

then you called me princess in a palace more a cesspool bedtime akin to kiddy recess king of this castle, you rule

you'd snore, and you scratch leave the lid up, to teeth out and you think you're a catch WHAT was I thinking about!

sad how deep a pile can get in heaping insults on another once we decide, soon forget we once called one our lover

once your favorite "mistre$$" how did you get me to agree so I'll cause far less distress oh, you just sign here for me

see that one you left in town might have loved you better but soon the word got round you are just a babe collector

do you vex me, yes, you do today you're bent on malice and I am going to ditch you after you've built my palace

I tried to love you, yes, I did but I can't live by your rules in daily, with blowing my lid we're both a couple of fools

here's to something you can understand better than ever get out go on, get over, man get clear of my sight forever

to your wallet, I was a drain the first babe of the season for the guys, you'll complain so let me give you a reason

I'll give you bragging rights something to shed the tear telling where you lost fights second house lost in a year

the only thing left is in cash to finally seal our departing a cell phone's ringing, dash to tell a sad story of parting

say let me make that easier in showing some tiny greed you're so slick, far greasier should I wallow in the need

hurling canine names at me you claim I hurt you worst? go poke another stick at me seems I'm Princess Cursed

pound for pound, with howls brag you used a choke collar so endearments turn growls I gave fair enough for your $

time to be queen of a castle love proverbial white knight learn to be free of the hassle make love, not fight at night

just see windows face south each door knob's real brass please close that big mouth Be warned I'll bite your ass!

Shouldn't marriage just be a business where one only has to declare being bankrupt in love. These above lines only in jest here after watching so many battling friends. Bravo to those who parted still friends. The one thing I've been spared in love has been my own divorce ..... Rennie