LOL

awwwww, jim
do you really want me
firing lines at you
over that short cannon?

I'd leave ya lobbing
water ballons
and blubbering to a whale
something about notchin'
"Another one for Moby!"

This shegalleon would
have ya walkin' the plank
but who'd swab the deck?

You're the only one
who plays 3 string guitar
And heck, peels potatoes
by the peck!

We'll drop you off
in some far port
to sail back later
only to find you crooning
little love tunes,
and telling big sea stories
........... arm around some
señorita mermaid's neck!

By this time, you're
Monarch of the Sea
and Admiral HardtoPort ...
convincingly!!

If Rennie asks, I was in the galley all night ..... Maggie