By jwb71913
Date: 2003 Jun 04
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Lover Shopping

There was a young woman so blue
She wanted a man to be true
So she looked for a lover
Whilst taking good cover
Behind the chatrooms in yahoo

Behold the Adonis she found
With little beer belly so round
He said don't be blue
I'll take care of you
Just lie there and don't make a sound

She's as happy as happy can be
With her Romeo happy and free
They furtively meet
For loving so sweet
But parting's like chopping a tree

So lonely when they are apart
The pain and the hurt will soon start
To kill off this love
Like blunderbuss to a dove
They'll go back to yahoo or Walmart

Shopping for lovers is a little like picking vegetables
You never know if they're ripe until they're already in the pan.