By Champagne
Date: 2003 Jun 11
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'WEINEE' Roast

Here's a toast
and a roast
to all the weiners
I've enjoyed before
who've made their presence
on my shore
The footlongs,
the all beef,
the skinless
and let's not forget
the turkey franks.
I had the buns
and they had the time.
Putting a weiner
into a warm fresh bun
makes a great meal
quite a treat -
but be sure to have
"Tums" or "Rolaids" on hand -
hot dogs have been known
to cause indigestion,
especially when they are spoiled
or brought home on impulse.
Worse yet -  when you've been hungry too long
and your eyes are bigger
than your stomach.