NAVIGATING ONLINE PRIME

navigating past lounge lizard, horny toad
a mysterious silent stranger in html code
oh, girlfriend, this one's real motherlode!

ain't any of them real, they set that hook
and this fool's into giving me an evil look
girlfriend, this one's a prince, come look!

while safer to kiss a frog -- I'd rather not!
maybe he's hot, or just a chatterbox 'bot
careful, this one's casting couch is a cot!

(c) 2003 Maggie Mink aka Rennie Lorca

Oh, Prudie, don't go looking for luv in
ALL the wrong smiley faces places! :)