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By Misti Date: 2003 Jul 19 Comment on this Work [[2003.07.19.17.06.29147]] |
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myself: your mom will be here in less than a week! get off the computer and put away laundry and dishes and scrub the nasty toilet! Hollywood: more movies like "Donnie Darko" and "The Royal Tenenbaums"...less crap like the terminator and the jerky boys. Lowercase letters intentional. VSD customers (people who call the Victoria's Secret catalog to order their panties/bras/swimsuits/Boyfriend jeans/etc.): know what you want before you call and don't take five minutes to decide which color you want...and don't call drunk with your giggly girlfriends...you aren't half as cute as you think you are Eminem: come to Albuquerque! I'd buy an overpriced ticket and cheer your punk ass on. my sister: stop trying to sell me on Jesus...you can have him |