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By darwin Date: 2003 Oct 06 Comment on this Work [[2003.10.06.14.52.15650]] |
| I'm not going to stick out in a crowd, and you would most likely forget me before the clock strikes 7. I like sensible shoes, and I often laugh at other peoples misfortune. Sometimes i even forget deoderant. I should be sympathetic to those who have less than I do, and I should really care about hunger in the third world countries. But truthfully, I don't think about it. I would adopt a kid through some childrens help network, but I'd forget postage on my envelope. I crave soda and grease, and I often like to wear socks that mismatch. I find glaciers fascinating, down to the weird little pebble trails they leave behind. I like words like ubiquitous and entropy, and hope that one day I have a chance to lie in bed all day. I don't want to knit, and my dreams have never existed paralell to playing with barbie and ken. I don't wear a size six and one my thighs is often the waist size of some twig walking down the street. I'm pessimistic and angry, and I don't like people disagreeing with me. I don't want to try yoga, and I don't want to give up animals, cause damn they taste good. I don't drink nearly enough water, and I don't say the right things. I stick my foot in my mouth every day and people are often offended. My hair is three different colors that don't even match and I wear sandles even when it's 30 degrees out. I daily curse at the drivers in front of me, and tell people when they sit to close to me in a movie theater. but i love furiously and madly, and I can hold someone for hours if they need to. I didn't wear a bra at my wedding, and my husband wears ratty old punk t shirts that are left over from late era 80's punk shows in chicago. I would shave my head if I didn't think it had to many bumps. but in spite of all this, all this craziness you said I do, and now we're going to live happily ever after. THE END. |