By butterfly03
Date: 2003 Dec 17
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[[2003.12.17.02.09.6251]]

Still In My Bathrobe on the Merriest #@!&(- ing Christmas

Still In My Bathrobe
Long hair everywhere...
"Screw shaving, later I'll use Nair!"
Quarts of ice cream on the floor...
"Maybe I should stack them by the door?"
A box of Kleenex by my side...
"Shit, I need to buy more Tide!"
Our favorite love songs blaring loud...
"I can't look like this in a crowd."
The dog needs a bath...
"Ohhh...that's a laugh!!"
Half emptied bottle of wine...
"oh, I'll be fine... but the next glass will have my ass!!"